Funny Dragon Ball video comments

Have you seen funny comments when you've watched Dragon Ball vids? Here's some I've found over the years:

[Kid Buu's backstory]
If fat buu turns people into candy, does that mean that roid rage buu would turn them into protein shakes?


[Trunks beats Goten at the tournament]
Vegeta: “Cheer up, Kakarot, there’s always next year. Your son put up a good fight, but there can only be one champion.”
Goku: “Cheer up, Vegeta. There´s always a next villain. You put up a good fight, but there can only be one major character.”


[Goku will be against Vegeta at the World Tournament]
Goku: I wonder who'll I fight against.
MEANWHILE IN HEAVEN
God: Hey guys, wanna see something cool?
Mystical Zap and Vegeta gets #12
Angel:.......You doomed them all.


[Z-Fighters fighting those past Saiyans in the Pendulum Room]
Oh look, Yamcha realized he could interfere when the Saiyans grabbed Tien rather than stand by and watch them kill him. Too bad no one remembered they could do that when the Saibaman grabbed Yamcha. Thanks a lot, guys.


[Goku asks Buu to make sure he faces Uub at the tournament]
Goku asks Buu to cheat.
Nimbus: We had a good ride Goku.
Goku wanted a fair fight.
Nimbus: I missed you buddy.


[Goku fighting Goten at EoZ]
Why do all of Goku's son's look like mini Yamchas?
-- Because Goku is never home and Yamcha is a playa
-- -- It's okay. Super Saiyan transformation is the only paternity test we need.


[Goku comes out of the HTC and says he's stronger than Vegeta]
Goku's such a troll, throwing Vegeta back into his cycle of never-ending depression


[Goku and Vegeta exchange glances while watching Spopovich beat up Videl]
Vegeta: Kakarot, want to eat again after our fight?
Goku: (Nods).
Vegeta: Loser pays. (Looks away)
Goku: Good thing your wife is rich.


[Gogeta fights Janemba]
Janemba's weakness : insults.
Oh, man. He ain't gonna last ten seconds on the internet.


[Piccolo Emerges from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber]
Vegeta: That's funny. You haven't changed at all.
Piccolo: Meh, I'm already the strongest member of my race. How about you?


[Gohan's fighting Semi-Perfect Cell]
Piccolo: "Gohan could end Cell right now! Instead he's just toying with him!"
Goku: "...he really is a Saiyan after all." wipes away tear
Vegeta: sagely nod


[Gogeta reflects Omega Shenron's Karma Ball]
Omega: YOU. YOU'RE DESPICABLE. AREYOUSAYINGYOUCHANGEDTHEKARMABALLINTOPOSITIVEENERGY ANDUSEDMYOWNWEAPONTODESTROTHENEGATIVEENERGYTHATWASCOVERINGTHEEARTH?
Gogeta: ...k.


[Goku cuts Buutenks in half]
Goku: slices buu in half
Gohan: Dad! Quick! Give him a sense bean.
Goku: You're not gonna let it go are you


[Piccolo forfeits against Supreme Kai in the tournament]
Back when Supreme Kai seemed like he was going to be interesting.
-- Yeah it's a very disheartening illness called the "Yamcha Disease". Once contracted, you're guaranteed to become an irrelevant, weak character bedridden for filler and peace time moments only. However, there is hope for overcoming the disease. Gohan has been a reoccurring victim, but hopes to make full recovery one day. Please pass along your hopes and prayers for him.


[Mr. Buu vs. Kid Buu]
This was basically my life between my brother and i when i was fat


[Majin Vegeta knocks out Goten and Trunks]
If vegeta hit gohan like that it would have been a full on vegeta vs piccolo fight


[Super Buu kills Chi-Chi]
Well, at least she finally gets to spend some time with goku


[In DBSuper, Goku learns that Zamasu killed Chi-Chi and Goten]
the funny part is he didn't ask if gohan was ok and if he was even alive


[Master Roshi shows Bulma a picture of him and Crane jumping into a tree to escape a boar]
Who was the badass who took a photo while roshi fled into a tree?


[Vegeta powers up against Semi-Perfect Cell]
Vegeta's Haiku:
are you ready now
to witness a pow’r not seen
for a thousand years


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