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Post by MultiverseTheory on Jul 3, 2017 2:11:31 GMT
So I saw a Yamcha reborn thread, so I thought, no one can argue if I make one for Yajirobe.. right?
~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~ !Yajirobe Reborn! ~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~¤~ If it were you?
Ok, I believe this is more for gags, but I am curious in how one could turn Yajirobe into an excellent warrior able to fight amongst Gods, fine maybe not god tire but at least mystic Gohan tire.
I believe focusing on his skill wih his katana would be interesting, and step one for everybody would be making him lose some fucking weight.. or become master of senzu beans and stay fat I don't know.
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Post by Xeno Black on Jul 3, 2017 4:34:58 GMT
Commit suicide by overeating senzu beans.
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Post by Ashanark on Jul 3, 2017 5:01:59 GMT
Not be a fat sack of crap, honestly.
At the time of the King Piccolo saga, Yajirobe could've beaten anybody besides Goku, Piccolo, and maybe Tien. He was already in the top five on the planet and that was still with being a tub of lard. This tells me his potential is pretty vast for a human. If Yajirobe had the work ethic of Goku or any of the other humans, he'd be the top human Z-Warrior. His sword already allows him to punch above his weight class--if he worked on improving the technique or adding ki to it, he could stay useful throughout Namek.
A buff, in-shape Yajirobe would look really weird, honestly...like a midget Raditz.
The rest is just based on haxxing your way through Dragon Ball. Ultra Holy Water, Guru potential unlock, Elder Kai unlocks, figuring out ways to cheat the system, using Dragon Balls to find and kill Gero, stuff like that. Unlike Yamcha, you don't have to worry about losing your girl to Vegeta...though you may not have a girl to lose.
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Post by The Retro Kakarotto on Jul 3, 2017 5:08:46 GMT
Go to Planet Namek and have a feast
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Post by MultiverseTheory on Jul 3, 2017 13:03:34 GMT
Don't worry, he already has mad pussy.
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